Relocating to Thailand?

I spent a frustrating, expensive year searching for competent professionals like bank managers, immigration lawyers and doctors. I found people who solve, in hours, problems that took me months of effort and thousands of dollars. And they do it creatively, quickly, and cheaply. Like a dentist with delicate hands, a no-pain technique, and prices you won’t believe. Doctors who’ll spemd half an hour giving you life-changing advice. Farangs who invite you in and answer your questions. Magical (seriously) visas and huggable (no, really) bank managers. Rural getaways so beautiful you’ll weep (4-star food, German beer, exquisite cabins for $30).

Thus was our concierge service born: Invest now. Save later. Have fun immediately. RATES: We fit as much into each day as you can handle, whisk you around, fill you in on local culture, lunch at exquisite restaurants. $385/day singles, $600/day couples. The Medical day is $485 ($785 for couples) and includes all doctors’ dentists’, laboratory, and specialist fees.

All days include: accommodation,  transportation, all activities, a 2-hour Thai massage, and lunch. Rates exclude fees like your visa fee. More details here.

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Contact Me

Things I will help you with

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Visas & Immigration
In one (almost) enjoyable hour we’ll handle your visas. You won’t have to go to the Immigration office – ever. Drivers licence and insurance, too.

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Rent, buy or build?
You’ll visit places you’ll love and meet owners. We’ll do the math for rent vs. buy. You’ll avoid the traps in Thai leases and purchases.

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Medical Care & Insurances
You’ll get the most thorough checkups – from MDs and Chinese physicians – you’ve ever had, be cared for by angels, and get 40% discounts on future care.

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Make Money in Thailand
Face-to-face conversations with people making real money in Thailand. The possibilities and pitfalls of doing business in – and from – Thailand.

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Dental Care in Thailand
Space-age equipment, Western-certified dentists, nurses who hold your hand, and prices to make you jump for joy. What’s not to like?

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Learn Thai Cooking
On our organic farm you’ll pick, prepare, cook, and eat the best meal you’ve eaten in your life. Ever. And fall in love with Thai cuisine.

Thailand Retirement Helpers